Sunday, January 6, 2013

FEAR PORN, HOPE PORN, & PORN PORN

What's the difference between "Fear Porn," "Hope Porn," and "Porn Porn?"

Well, with regular porn, you know about where on the timeline to set the pointer to get to where you want to go.  Fear Porn and Hope Porn is a different animal.  After some deep breathing excercises - when you feel connected and alltogether patient - try listening to Lyndsey Williams, or Drake, or Alex Jones, or David Wilcock, just to name a few.  Trying to find the "money shot" with those characters will make you miss the days of fast-forwarding through the old VHS tapes. 

One, two... FOUR hours of verbal foreplay!  It don't take that long to make a BABY, baby!  Try playing "Ready Golf!"  Not all of us are bored and looking for time to kill.  Be concise!  If you don't have 45 minutes of CONTENT, then book another guest!  Or wrap it up!

You know who the SAINTS are?????  Those people who transcribe these talks!  I mean, THAT takes some time, but boy, do I ever send gratitude vibes their way!  Makes it easy to zippideedoodah through the blippityblahblah and determine if there's really anything NEW being added to the discourse!

Just sayin'.

2 comments:

  1. I found YOU! I'm fricken in dude! so what are we going to do to get everyasshole a sammitch to blow it out their asshole and a donut for a cop and ...shucks...let's blog our hearts and watch the phoenix burn up (great fireworx) and then we can see the New Thang show up all shiny as my silver coins I bought with my hard earned (former) Slave coupons...(former) u.s. dollars...

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    1. A "plan" would hint at some degree of pre-meditation! Aside from standing out of harms way and laughing my ass off as it all collapses while the pretty princesses cry out, "But I want an Oompah-Loompah, and I want one NOW!" I don't have much of a strategy other than open contempt, mockery, and derision. This is how we all but eliminated comb-overs, mullets, parachute pants, and black eye-shadow.

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